I don't generally like to wish bad things on people
other than members of the government, people who ride motorbikes, and the people who run TESCO and ASDA, but this really appeals to me. I'd like a career ending tackle. That would wipe the smile of the smug cunts face.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Unless he played for Newcastle
But as he doesn't, he can fuck off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

If he played for Newcastle
Joey Barton would probably knife him after the first training session.

He's another world class cunt, but for the simple fact that he is simply scum, not because I'm jealous that he's a massively better footballer than me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

al.....
You pay attention to football...? I feel so betrayed, I don't know if our relationship can make it through this
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Only in a casual way.
I don't think of football when we're together you know.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

YES YOU DO
That's why you got me to wear the Zebra costume. You LIED to me

*runs away crying*
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

You're just jealous
because he's well sexy and gets his hair done at Toni and Guy
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)