My arse is tighter than a Scotsman's wallet
are you sure you can't be tempted?

*rubs nipple hair*
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:34, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Respectable user?
*laughs maniacally*
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

As much as I'd expect you to look better than most of b3ta's women, I can safely put to you the notion that JMG isn't a fruit.
Now I'm a PC gentleman who is all for you puffters having your own rights and all that.
But I can only go so far. I can't accommodate the big bent lifestyle.

Plus, you're on QOTW.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Well, I appreciate your honesty
If I had some gender reassignment surgery, would you be interested then?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:39, Reply)

No thank you.
I'm way too important for all that nonsense.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Do you have a sister?

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Yes. She's a b3tan.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Really...?
May I ask who? I'd totally like to give her one
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:54, Reply)

That's because you're a Scotsman, Bert

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:48, Reply)