Before I go 'pan for gold', a fact for you
Until 1918 the letter B, when written or typed as a capital letter, was banned in all British military correspondence as, to quote Field Marshal Sir Douglas Haig, "... when rotated ninety degrees to the right it resembles a pair of buttocks "
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:40, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I wonder they banned a capital Y as well
Just because it looks like some fragrant ladyparts. Mmm. Lady parts.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:08, Reply)

I asked my great-grandad if this was true. His one word reply?
ollocks.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:07, Reply)

for the first 6 six episodes of happy days
all the shots of tom bosley were filmed in spain and spliced in later, due to visa complications
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:15, Reply)

I almost fell for this
and so typed it into Google. Your post came up about 5th on the results...about 14 hours after you typed it.

How does Google do it ? It's scary and so very wrong...
( I_Was_Mordred, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)

That reminds me
When I did physics at school, every time I wrote a lower-case Omega, ( ω ), I drew it to look like a pair of buttocks. Because I was so shit at drawing, my physics teacher suspected nowt.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:53, Reply)

you ought to
have added a couple of dots so it looked like breasts
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:26, Reply)