Well I'd rather not live in prison, you're right
But based on what little knowledge I have (ie from the major media outlets, the internet etc) the conditions seem nicer than those endured by people living in poverty besides the restrictions on freedom of movement.

I'm not a supporter of capital punishment but the only one of your arguments I really agree with is the issue of getting it wrong. You can release somebody if you realise you were wrong but you can't bring them back to life.

(Can't be arsed to get into the morality of the other stuff right now, too much typing involved - corner me in the pub sometime)

Penal labour is an idea I'd like to explore if I ever have the time.
( Captain V, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You spelled it wrong.
It's "penile".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Penile labour?
So... Giving birth to a massive cock?
( Cawl, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Ask your Mum
She'll tell you exactly what it's like.
( Captain V, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)

God fuckin' dammit.
You win this one, V...
( Cawl, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:06, Reply)

You missed couple of easy comebacks too
1) The size of your cock
2) You have a brother
3) She gave birth to a male chicken?!
( Captain V, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:09, Reply)

It's a Monday...
*yawns*
( Cawl, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Nah,
V's considering breaking into the prison porn industry. I think you've told him he has a purty mouth so often that he's started to like it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:05, Reply)