Can I just have a moment of your time
to remind you all of this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_man_of_Delhi (no 'Horses', 100% guaranteed)

It's pretty much my favourite thing ever. Tell me one thing that is more ace than a mythical beast 'about four feet (120 cm) tall, covered in thick black hair, with a metal helmet, metal claws, glowing red eyes and three buttons on its chest'.

See. You can't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:06, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pretty good...
But I prefer this one:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canvey_Island_Monster

Strange fish washes up on on the beach in a notoriously inbred part of Essex.
Locals assume it's Devilspawn.
( Cawl, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:10, Reply)

"On May 23 The Monkey man was spotted again, he supposedly raped an infant, Reports New Delhi News."
Mystery solved. It's Bert.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:11, Reply)

.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/1342508.stm

Haha, I thought the bloke half way down was meant to be the monster!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Silly boy
*did not click the link, honestly!*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Fucker!
I had left the sound on too - nearly shat myself.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Ryan Giggs.
On a moped.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Is that a Kwiksave version of
'Christ on a Bike'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Nah.
That is 'Allah on a Vespa!'.

In fact it is quite confrontational to use the word 'Allah' instead of the usual Christian based blasphemies.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:03, Reply)

That is roffleicious
I want more...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:52, Reply)