Wormulus vs SexFace.
That's the big discussion over on the P.P.I.
My FANCLUB has been informed of this.


What's QOTW's ultimately pointless view of this great battle?

Wormulus or SexFace. One must go, possibly to lesser internet. Here, for example.


Feel free to just ask "WHO?!" and the like, if you are unsure about this topic.
Just to be a part of it. I'm JMG after all.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:31, 54 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Who is SexFace?
Is this some /talk cunt joke that /qotw cunts don't get?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:33, Reply)

He's a b3tan.
I get him confused with Wormulus. So one of them is going.
I think Wormulus has the slight advantage going in to the latter stages.


It's incredibly exciting for the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:35, Reply)

You need to get them to have a knife fight
Like in one of the Police Academy films.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I really should be commissioned to write another "Police Academy" film.
An excellent plan.


I'll cast from b3ta.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Donkey Gums
as the one who makes the noises.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Excellent!
Baldmonkey can be the Chief nobody likes.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Nonononononononon....NO, not this time gal, not this time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:39, Reply)

www.wobbling.co.uk
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:42, Reply)

*Firm handshakes all round*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Now that's very good.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Sexface is the person who thought that I was a girl online
and sent me a Gaz asking for a chat on MSN
on Valtentines Day.

Don't let this influence your decision.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:40, Reply)

What did you two talk about?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...
Does JMG shave his balls?



(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:40, Reply)

The internet shall decide.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I veet my balls
What's wrong with that?

Nothing, that's what.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Surely that stings more than shaving

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I read that in the pleasing voice of Sean Connery

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I just tried it
and it soothed me considerably.

I'm referring to the sean connery voice, not shaving my balls.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:54, Reply)

You forgot to ask if he has hair down here.
Which he probably doesn't, as he's bald, and lives with his mum, on the dole.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I'm moving in with Supermatt.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:44, Reply)

That's down the road from me.
Let's go out for a beer and talk about football.
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, Reply)

JINX!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

We're like two weird peas
in an internet pod.
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Aaaaaaaah
that's so sweet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Incidentally
now that both you, me and Kaol have guitars, when are we going to meet up have a jam?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)

editz
have a roll about in
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Yes!
I like this idea even more.

Can we have separate rooms for conserve and chutney too?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I want one big room with ALL the stuff in!
Anytime - I'll arrange it. Perhaps Wookiee will accompany us on his bongos.
bongos bongos
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Supermatt seems to live in the centre of the internet.
Everybody seems to know him.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

That's only a couple of miles from me
we should meet up and talk about football.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, Reply)

So YOU'RE the harlot who's captured his soul and made him move into one of the roughest parts of north london.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I'M AN INTERNET T3RROR!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Which one is better...
...on WoW?

seriously I've only ever really read Wormulus's stuff, he's entertaining.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 11 May 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Wormulus
as I find him quite amusing and haven't met Sexface.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:44, Reply)

You'd probably sleep with SexFace.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I doubt it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I bet SexFace would beg to differ.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Pics?
If he's pretty I'll think about it. Otherwise no dice
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I don't think I'm very good at this type of banter, and would be doing to man a dis-service.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Oh well
I'm sure I'll cope somehow
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Which one is most likely to sleep with older women?
.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

SEXFACE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I vote for him then.
*puts x in box*
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I can set you two up, if you want, he's moving into the hotbed of sin known as Chez Gonzs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)