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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
So, basiccly, you want a pet dog.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:23,
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16 years ago)
"a fun, dirty time"
You don't own a dog do you?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:24,
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No
=(((
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:25,
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a dog
might be just the thing to fill the gaping hole.
I'm not allowed pets though, not til the ASBO ends. If I go within 100 metres of a petting zoo I'll be back in court quicker than you can say "I didn't think it would come off in my hand"
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:25,
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I've got an alsatian and a video camera
I think we could make some money.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:26,
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I got a premium YouTube account, would that be ok?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:28,
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I have access to a colour photocopier
so I could literally make some money, and we could just use the alsatian and video camera for sex.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:28,
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