This morning I was busy doing sex wees
over my favourite pictures of Katy Price when I realised that now she was single I could in fact go and do it to the real one without getting into trouble.

What was the most impressive thing you read/discovered/sex wee'd on this morning or last night?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:15, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This

( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I saw Star Trek last night.
That was pretty cool.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Was it as cool as
your face Morris?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Not quite.
Oh, and I got a text from a mate saying he'd got tickets for us to go see The Toadies in June. Pretty good.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Final two episodes of Heroes series 4
The endpiece, that I won't spoil, had a particular resonance for Suresh...
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Your mum
etc
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Yeah whatever
you smell like chips.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Better than turps.

( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Yeah. That's true
you still smell of turps. And welsh.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:26, Reply)

The Welsh
Didn't get the smell of turps off :(
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)

you mean tups
aarf!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 13 May 2009, 6:07, Reply)

Katy Price?
I thought even you had standards.

Katy Perry on the other hand (if only it were true) phoar!
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:36, Reply)

You missed this
w.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:38, Reply)

He also missed
this. And seriously, Katy Perry? FFS.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Not at all.
I merely chose to ignore it, in order to get Katy Perry back on the map.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I'd eat
a mile of her shit, just to find out where it came from.

/Requisite response.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Nothing
Nothing at all because my life is sad, barren and pathetic.


Then by mid-morning I had manned the fuck up and skipped through town doing sex wees in bookshops.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:18, Reply)