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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Assistance
only makes it worse :(
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:24,
1 reply,
17 years ago)
What
you actually come
before you get aroused?
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thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:26,
Reply)
I ejaculate backwards in time.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30,
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Through a wormhole?
Presumably this is how you can touch the sides.
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thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31,
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Oh dear.
The fact that it wouldn't touch the sides of yours doesn't make it small, pet.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:34,
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Sweetheart, that wasn't sex we were doing, that was arm-wrestling.
No wonder you feel so frustrated.
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thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:36,
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Are you suggesting
that my ludicrous fiddler-crab forearm wouldn't touch the sides either?
What have you been putting in there?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:37,
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Al.
He's stretched me. Stretched me good.
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thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:38,
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I'm pretty sure
that you're not supposed to put him in head first.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:44,
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That's what I tried to tell him,
the deviant bastard.
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thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:46,
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