Je suis tres bonne
J'ai mathematique :)

Translation, from 16-year old French:

I am very good, I have mathematics :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:36, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Oh hell
I can read it, but not a clue how to reply. Damn you my putrid and shrivelled up language glands!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 13 May 2009, 8:50, Reply)

hey Pot.
www.babelfish.com
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 13 May 2009, 8:52, Reply)

Alternatively
you could learn French?

Trop difficile, bien sur.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:08, Reply)

The joys of babelfish
Particularly when my French teacher took someone's coursework that had been done on it and translated it out in to english for us as it would read to a french person. Babelfish can't do grammer sadly, and I like doing wordy replies.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:10, Reply)