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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When God hands you lemons
FIND A NEW GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:02, 11 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Unless you worship
Jif, the god of lemons.

Damn, now I want pancakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:04, Reply)
For a moment I read that as Cif, the lemony cleaner.
"If you can clean ovens, you can clean me"
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:14, Reply)
Cif stings
in the crotchal area.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:16, Reply)
What about Citrus the Fruitlord?
Don't dabble with demigods when you can go straight to the top.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:52, Reply)
Are melons OK?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:14, Reply)
Melons are never ok.
Horrible things.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:16, Reply)
Apart from on 'da layteeez', obv
.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:04, Reply)
I am rather fond of lemons
And most citrus fruits I spose.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:46, Reply)
As part of Operation Stop Being Such A Fat Bastard
I replaced my morning sausage sandwich with a satsuma.

I suspect I'll need another before lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:20, Reply)
Bananas
The breakfast of champions. Wakes you up better than coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)
Yay!
For surprise morning bananas.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:38, Reply)

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