So today, everyone here gets to give a free punch in the face.
Who are you going to give it to?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:36, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)

your mum
or william shatner
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Boss's "partner"
Evil witch
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)

The managing director of National Express trains.
For sheer arse-wittery when it comes to trying to concoct a logical arguement for screwing extra money from the commuting public. And failing miserably due to his arguement being, quite frankly, so shit that a 3 year old could see through it.

See my post below.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)

My maternal grandmother.
She deserves it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:43, Reply)

AND
The car (for boot on head incident yesterday) and the hallway door (for knob on hip incident an hour ago).

And the ghost of Christmas past.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Where to begin? Ah yes, Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Woody Allen
Keith Allen
Ricky Gervais
Alan Sugar
My boss
my GF's ex
Geoffrey of Monmouth
Saladin
The 3rd Earl of Sandwich
Bono
Chi Chi the Giant Panda
....and the mother of my daughter. With a mailed glove.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, Reply)

I already owe my pub quiz team a punch each
For ignoring me when I confidently gave them the right answer to a question. I have since said that, at my discretion, the 'punch' can be changed to 'fist'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, Reply)

What will 'face' be changed to?

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

That depends on the how much I've drank that day.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

myself
only me
I feel like I deserve a good smacking, anyone else fancy a go?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Aaarghhhh...so many people!
Must. Choose.

How about the next person I see?
( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Hmmm...
The person who decided it was a good idea to change the packaging on Silver Lucky Strikes.
Blue? WHY?
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

A life in ruins.

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

You have no idea
Of the sadness this is causing me.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

*puts on serious expression*

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

*nods*
This is serious business.
Either I start smoking Reds, or I change brand.
This is life-altering stuff.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I think you should repair to the main OT board immediately
and consult your fellow b3tans on their favourite ways to neck-tumour notoriety...
( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Yeah, I could do.
I'll treat myself to it shortly, after I've finished doing this difficult equation.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

By the time I gave up
I was smoking Sterling Blue aka Tescos Value Cigarettes. About a quid cheaper than name brands and surprisingly un-shit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

The emergency vet
Who caused me to spend 24 hours blubbing over the imminent demise of my now apparently fine cat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:33, Reply)