Huzzah
It might seem quite trivial to some, but I managed to register with an NHS dentist.

Apparently, it's a woman too, so there's no danger of being tea-bagged whilst drugged and helpless.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:28, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

To be honest, if I don't get the teabagging, I walk out disapointed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Is there a female equivalent?
swabbed with the baby stingray perhaps?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Used tampon?
grim.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Instead she'll drug you
Then Gonz will run in and teabag you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

She's probably a he-bitch
so can teabag you when you don't expect it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Another fan of When Shemale Dentists Attack
It's a bit of a niche fetish to be honest.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)