New scheme.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6146667

You can't lose.
Come on over.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 16:49, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Talk not rising to your bait today?
Or have you outgrown them?

You can live here if you like, the more the merrier. We wont hate you, but you will have to man up a bit.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I can see this is how some of the females fit in.
But alas your internet replies will have no effect on JMG.
I'm incredibly well to do.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 17:06, Reply)

So you never, ever, ever get angry at the Internet?
As far as I can see, your whole life is spent on the Internet, either on B3ta or blogging about B3ta.

If you never get angry at The Internet, this must surely mean you never get angry at anything, anywhere and are the only person on the planet with no strong opinion on anything.

But I think we knew this...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Because JMG is entirely self-parody
I think al summed it up the other day when he suggested "You are Legless and I claim my five pounds".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Oh Internet.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one with common sense.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 17:59, Reply)

What?
You take yourself more seriously than others not versed in the ways of JMG?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 18:45, Reply)

*POUNDS CHUBBER FISTS INTO KEYBOARD*
FUCK YOU JMG! FUCK YOU!! GGLLAAAHH! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I'M WRITING A TERRIBLE BLOG ABOUT YOU ON LIVEJOURNAL. TERRIBLE!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Goes to read
giggles
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I've made a World of Warcraft character called JMG and I REFUSE TO LEVEL HIM.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Haha, love it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:08, Reply)

A quick question, and I'm not looking to antagonise here.
Why is that funny, to you?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Because I understand how frustrating it is to not be able to level up
Nothing personal against you JMG
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:12, Reply)

I've never played World of Warcraft.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Neither have I
but I have played online games
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Jammy, I know your Xbox Gamer Point shame
I've made a twitter about it. the user name is the sound of a fat lad eating a pie too fast with rage.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Oh DG!
I'm just to gosh darn good!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:00, Reply)

GROWAMATIC HAIRSTONE +12 !!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:24, Reply)

JMG has got no profession or gold...
His innkeeper is 'Mum's House'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:31, Reply)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:33, Reply)

the adoption doesn't seem to be going all that well
good concept though. execution is slightly lacking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I dunno
I've adopted a nice /talk one and am going to hug him and squeeze him and call him George
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I'm a bit too old to get adopted now.
Although I have seen adopt an OAP somewhere on the internet.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:29, Reply)

if i have too i'll take one, but can i get one that doesn't take a comedy website too bloody srrs
ta
( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:36, Reply)