Something like
this?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's good stuff,
I'll let her know about it, she's gone now!
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:07, Reply)

off to find
something shiny?

chuckles
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Nah, she's moving house at the moment,
So packing bits, I think :p
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:11, Reply)

grr
I wish I was moving house, the fucking thing is starting to drag annoyingly now
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Yeah, sounds like you've got
Mongo and Son as your surveyors, and some kind of retarded cactus-creature as the estate agent.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:13, Reply)

oh no its worse than that
turns out the building plans were labelled wrong, so the fucktards who built the damn place don't have a clue.

*fires up the near left gas ring on the cooker to start the shower*
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Come one!
Everyone knows that how you flush the toilet.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:30, Reply)

nope
you have to shut the airing cupboard door to do that
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:45, Reply)

I looked for a
"careers in this" link but there wasn't one. You'd probably want to show that link to someone at the LEA.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:17, Reply)