Just sitting in Stansted and thinking
I am amazed by how many people there are here at this time. I've been here during the day in the middle of summer and at 4am it was still exactly as busy as it was at 10am. I understand the need to travel early to get it cheap as that's exactly what I'm doing, but the number of people doing it always amazes me.

Also, why are all the shop staff here now supremly ugly? Do you reckon it might be deliberate?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:54, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

its because
you've found someone you're happy with so everybody else automatically looks inferior.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 6:07, Reply)

Entirely possible.
But these guys really are not the best looking in the world. Cracking sense of humour at 4am though.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 16 May 2009, 6:11, Reply)

I suspect that the night shift
have discovered that their customers aren't quite so humourless.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:01, Reply)

It might be...
I took a red-eye from Minneapolis to vegas last year... Usually, cabin crew are perky and fun and attractive. This lot were... Odd. Especially the guy who I dubbed 'Igor', who looked a little like Johnny Rotten and actually dragged one foot behind him. That was a fun flight, I can tell you!

"more water, marthter? How about thome peanuth?" (that's peanuts, by the way, not penis. :) )
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)