and you, my dear...
are a skanky antipodean harlot who cannot even decide which side of the toast to butter.

and yes, i like having my arse wiped by my mummy. it helps to keep us "close".

now get a mouthfull of these...



balls in your mouth!

(see what i did there? did you?)

ps: where did Ed go?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ahhh but
at least I *have* toast to dither over buttering!

You norn get!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

the toast is merely a diversion...
you slack-orificed southern trollop.
there is only 1 correct use for butter (apart from forming the cornerstone of a healthy scottish diet), as demonstrated by marlon brando in "last tango in paris".

my mum and i can show you when you come to visit...

if they let you into the country. i would imagine the authorities will stick you in solitary until they have thoroughly disinfected and sterilised you...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Having never seen "Last tango in Paris"
what you just told me you and your mother would be showing me sounded very wrong indeed.

And my orifices are nay slack you forrin pasty wench!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:47, Reply)

they will be by the time TD and i are finished...
ahem, went too far then?

and what my mum and i get up to is not wrong, simply alternative. you foul, scrofulous wombat-fiddler.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:53, Reply)

excuse me
they're not wombats - they're echidnas. I like a little prickling on my thighs...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

so that's why you don't like it when i shave?
LOL very bristly at the moment, must get the clippers out...
do you need a trim?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

bugger off
I'm the only one who trims my lady garden.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)

lady garden?
i was referring to the soles of your feet...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

oh
well you don't want to go there either.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)