where are all the people?
wake up!
:(
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 7:10, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good morning
How are you this morning/afternoon my love?

Millie and I are still in bed.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 17 May 2009, 7:43, Reply)

Brace yourself VC...
here comes the love ;-)

and good morning Ed!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:19, Reply)

YAY
people!
/huggles ed and Blair.

how are you both my lovelies?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:21, Reply)

Morning and Goodbye
I'll have to leave it you three (and Edmund's dog) this morning.

Just got up, must go to work.

Aching in every muscle after braying lots and lots of tiles off yesterday, then skimming three walls.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:23, Reply)

But Disappointed!
it'll not be the same without you!

:(
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:25, Reply)

catch you later dude!
have fun. i'll keep your end up while you're away...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:28, Reply)

First things first...
how come Ed got the first hug? is it just so you can linger with me?
secondly, i are slightly hungover on account of one too many eurovision bacardi and cokes.
wow, it was a hoot. what has happened to europop?

and thirdly, are you ready for another dose of badgerlove?
x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:26, Reply)

yes badger
it's because I love lingering on the big tough builders *rolls eyes*

I don't know what's happened to europop - the only Europop I know are TaTu and they are one sexy pair of faux lesbians.

Yes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:28, Reply)

they can be as faux as they want...
i still would!

i remember reading a piece about them in Q magazine years ago. the guy felt quite intimidated by one of them, describing her as somewhat feral and dangerous...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:31, Reply)

*flexes muscles*
how do you like that?

grr! i'm feeling strong today, in an achey kind of a way...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:32, Reply)

I would too....
mmmmm
EDIT: I like it.

so how's my favourite chef today?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:33, Reply)

tired and achey, a wee bit fuzzy...
and full of love and goo...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:39, Reply)

Re: Eurovision
I still think this song should have won the 2006 Eurovision songcontest.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:35, Reply)

Morning
Today I'm going to spend the day with my parents and sister and visit Hampton Court Palace so have got up early for my day out. Hopefully, Hampton Court Maze should be fun.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:33, Reply)

remember the secret to finding your way in and out of the maze...
if in doubt simply scream for help. like a girl. it always works, eventually. you never know, you might even get rescued by firefighters who can't do any firefighting cos they set fire to their fire engines yesterday and forgot to put them out.

and also this...VC is being very accommodating today, do you wish to pretend at being TD whilst Edmund takes photos of the 3 of us?

and Good morning Spakka!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:38, Reply)

no I am not being very accomodating.
just polite and friendly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 8:41, Reply)

Sounds like a good plan
Both the maze and the substitution. OK. I'll be TD then...

* lubes self up *

EDIT: Just read the above post. Now I'm all sticky from lube and don't get to play.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:41, Reply)

sorry spak.
but the threesome is only ever me, blair and td. it'd feel odd having someone else sit in.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:06, Reply)

Could I at least take some pics?
I promise not to b0rk the camera with my gooey lube.

BTW. I've set off and am now waiting for my tube.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:09, Reply)

hey spakka...
you and i can always have a 2some if you like?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:18, Reply)

it would appear i crossed a line...
only invite a 3rd party to the party if you have checked with the recipient 1st!

funny, cos i never would have guessed you were THAT fussy VC, after all you like TD and myself...surely a sign of low standards?

god, i'm feeling a bit abrasive today. not like carbarundum, just feel like i could have a reet good argument with someone. any takers?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:13, Reply)

you're a fucking
munter who needs his botty wiped by his mummy.

ball's in your court.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:22, Reply)

and you, my dear...
are a skanky antipodean harlot who cannot even decide which side of the toast to butter.

and yes, i like having my arse wiped by my mummy. it helps to keep us "close".

now get a mouthfull of these...



balls in your mouth!

(see what i did there? did you?)

ps: where did Ed go?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Ahhh but
at least I *have* toast to dither over buttering!

You norn get!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

the toast is merely a diversion...
you slack-orificed southern trollop.
there is only 1 correct use for butter (apart from forming the cornerstone of a healthy scottish diet), as demonstrated by marlon brando in "last tango in paris".

my mum and i can show you when you come to visit...

if they let you into the country. i would imagine the authorities will stick you in solitary until they have thoroughly disinfected and sterilised you...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Having never seen "Last tango in Paris"
what you just told me you and your mother would be showing me sounded very wrong indeed.

And my orifices are nay slack you forrin pasty wench!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:47, Reply)

they will be by the time TD and i are finished...
ahem, went too far then?

and what my mum and i get up to is not wrong, simply alternative. you foul, scrofulous wombat-fiddler.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:53, Reply)

excuse me
they're not wombats - they're echidnas. I like a little prickling on my thighs...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

so that's why you don't like it when i shave?
LOL very bristly at the moment, must get the clippers out...
do you need a trim?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

bugger off
I'm the only one who trims my lady garden.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)

lady garden?
i was referring to the soles of your feet...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

oh
well you don't want to go there either.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

apologies
I fell asleep again.

*huge* loves and hugs for VC and retriever cuddles for all.

Let's not allow the love to dissipate into a festival of name calling.

PS am still in bed :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:40, Reply)

but that's half the fun.
/hugs back
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:44, Reply)

most of the fun, i would say.
can you not feel the love?

VC knows we have a very "special" place for each other...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:46, Reply)

on a side note...
i'm just about to dismember a brace of guinea fowl for to make some soup...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 9:54, Reply)

i think i can safely declare this thread to have been killed to death.
unless...

anyone watching the motogp today?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Morning
Big day today.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

big day?
at le Mans!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

If we don't get at least a point against Liverpool today
then we're definitely relegated.

At which point I can stop doing what-if scenarios and relax.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:55, Reply)

sorry, i thought you were talking about fast and dangerous m-bike action...
not boring football ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Anyone who watches motorbike racing
is a scrofulous turbot-felcher.

FACT.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:01, Reply)

pass me that turbot...
it needs felching!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:02, Reply)

incidentally...
that's 2 uses of the word scrofulous so far this morning.

well done us!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)

right, that's me off to see the electrician...
see you all later
x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)