they would
if you did it lying down
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

hmmm you'd need to lick fast
to make sure none of the alcohol was spilled on the floor then!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 13:19, Reply)

*asplodes*
That is all.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

*mends*
tsk. On a Sunday as well.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Fankoo!
Much better!

Goodness, what a mess!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

No, it flows the other way up here
silly
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

oh
well allright then.

/hands beeks a box full of tissues to clean up his asplosion
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)

don't worry, we shan't spill any
although BK might throw some at you.

it's just his way.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I hope he doesn't
I may get all oversensitive and choked up and teary.
and will need several stiff ones drinks before I can even start!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)

*huffs*
You're never going to let me forget that are you?

Ihappened to jog my elbow on the doorframe and accidentally spattered you with a small quantity of sloe gin!

*indignants*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

awww poor beeks.
MTFU. :)
luff you really.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)

nope
Small quantity?

you slopped a goodly half of it all over me!

and it was PINK

It was a good thing I didn't have a white top on.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:39, Reply)

I bet he wished
that it *was* white.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)

*mans up*
Actually yeah, just as well it wasn't a white top.

To be fair, I could have made a, 'lets get you out of those wet clothes', gag!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I can't even remember which top it was
But yeah, you did miss an opportunity!

Oooh, what happens if we keep replying? do the replies end up completely squished at the side of the page?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Dammit!
Hindsight is a wonderful thing!

Hopefully, it'll go 'DING' and send us back to the other side of the page like a typrwriter!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:53, Reply)

yup - it ends up like talk :(
hard to read.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 13:53, Reply)

well whose idea was that?
it's stoooooooooooooooopid
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Oooooooh!
I made it do a thing!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)