Stop looking
Seriously, stop looking. My own experience is that it'll happen whatever you do. I met my G/F all through not feeling arsed to cook for myself on a random wednesday evening.
4 years next week!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm not looking though.
All my past relationships have happened because I wasn't looking. I think that like Edmund, I'm destined to be alone.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Destiny?
Pah!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:09, Reply)

This!
What you need to concentrate on is meeting new people and being affable. Oh and being genuine, happy, confident and nice and showing why you're awesome.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Tried all of the above, in various combinations
I come across as being:

(a) arrogant wanker
(b) stuck-up twit
(c) lying

I've had some immensely powerful experiences in my life and have a materially comfortable life; I mean, at HDLs 40th birthday someone accused me of being an investment banker (Puh-leeze).

Why do I still end up sounding like a twat?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:17, Reply)

You came across very well
at Dok's bash. I didn't think you were any of the above
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Thank you
That's very kind of you to say.

But - trust me - if you'd gotten the chance to know me better, I'm sure that I'd eventually come across as "Tim nice but dim" from the Harry Enfield show.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Enjoy
thechive.com/2009/05/scientific-evidence-chicks-are-crazy-25-photos/#more-35154
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:19, Reply)