Did you hear
What MM said about those jars?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:25, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Oh fuck off you horrible boys

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)

What did she say?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

That a doctor friend of hers
Said Shippams Paste jars are the most commonly-retrieved foreign object from the human anus, in the UK.
Apparently it's because they're the perfect shape for pushing haemorrhoids back in :\
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Brilliant!
I'm trying this when I get home.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

For the record,
I don't keep my cat-AIDS in my bum.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Of course you don't
You wouldn't be able to infect more cats that way. You keep it in your oversized, shaven ballsack
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:47, Reply)

For the first time in living memory
I currently have a jar of Shipphams in my fridge. I actually bought it the weekend after meeting MM at Dok's birthday bash. Coincidence?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)