Tonight I am going to see
Jean Luc Picard and Gandalf performing their own special variety show which will include psychic manipulation of the audience, moving metal objects with no apparent means of propulsion, making it so, not allowing Balrogs past and waiting for someone called Godot apparently.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:00, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sounds great!
Will Professor Xavier be there too?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Awesomes
can I come too please?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I thought you were
Banned from the theatre, after what happened?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:03, Reply)

She's only banned from Thai theatres.
No one should be allowed to do that to a ping pong ball.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:05, Reply)

theatres restaurants.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:09, Reply)

ping pong ball prawn won ton
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

You just HAD to make it public knowledge didn't you?
Honestly, I thought we talked about this!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

If I'd invented the cure for Cat AIDS,
You wouldn't expect me to keep it quiet from the public, would you?
This is a similar revelation.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:15, Reply)

But surely the cure for cat AIDS
is for you to stop spreading it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Well yeah...
But it tastes so good :(
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:17, Reply)

You like the taste of cat AIDS?
You're the reason why we have cat aids
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I am,
Sorry to cats everywhere.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:22, Reply)

It does taste great

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Did you hear
What MM said about those jars?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Oh fuck off you horrible boys

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)

What did she say?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

That a doctor friend of hers
Said Shippams Paste jars are the most commonly-retrieved foreign object from the human anus, in the UK.
Apparently it's because they're the perfect shape for pushing haemorrhoids back in :\
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Brilliant!
I'm trying this when I get home.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

For the record,
I don't keep my cat-AIDS in my bum.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Of course you don't
You wouldn't be able to infect more cats that way. You keep it in your oversized, shaven ballsack
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:47, Reply)

For the first time in living memory
I currently have a jar of Shipphams in my fridge. I actually bought it the weekend after meeting MM at Dok's birthday bash. Coincidence?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Ahaha!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:26, Reply)

That's more like it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)