Fucking hell I've just seen something bad
Some nasty piece standing in her doorway 'smoking a fag' a la Waynetta Slob.
It was wearing a crop top and had the most disgusting stretch-marked gut hanging out over its jeans.

Looked like someone had tried to flame grill Kuato.

Any other hideous things to report?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:36, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ym

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)

hideous
Is my pet name for my new headache :(
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Nastiest thing I've seen in a while
Was also Chavvish.

She (?) was wearing a pair of pink trackie bottoms and a pink cropped top. Loads of gold bling. She had two moles on her midriff. Then I realised they weren't moles. Her tits were so saggy they'd peeped out of the bottom of her cropped top. She also had a rather unattractive paunch which was all wrinkled and flobbly, as if she'd just lost shitloads of weight (she was still about 15 stone)and it was hanging over the top of the trackie waistband. I almost got over all that when I checked out the fireplace. She was about 70. And toothless.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Your beer goggles need a good clean love.
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( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

LoL. Reaally did.
It was mid afternoon and I was sober. It was however outside the pub I live next to. I vommed a little.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:13, Reply)