mistaspakkaman
Because whenever I see the name I sing to the tune of Shabba Ranks 'Mr Loverman'.

"Mister Spaakka Maaaaan (Spakka!)"

(I also make up the words to the rest of the patois bit by going "hup-buh-widdle-de-biddly-bongy. Hup-bug-widdle-de-biddle-de-bee..." etc)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That alone
makes you one of my favourite b3tans.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:45, Reply)

If we ever meet...
...I will sing it for you and show you my bitchin' moves.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:53, Reply)

That tune
actually inspired me to choose the particular variation on my username when I was thinking of what to call myself (the story of why I chose it in the first place is in my profile).
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:45, Reply)

Profile....
...I imagine that you look like Shabba Ranks but white and with reading glasses.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:55, Reply)