Poof Lake
I believe he also answers to gay river
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And Dyke Ditch

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Raving Runnel
*does the alliteration limbo*
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Limp-wrist Loch

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:14, Reply)

fudge-packer fjord

(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:18, Reply)

cock-gobbling creek

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Poofter pond
Is what he goes by round the local gaybars my way
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Poncey Puddle
er...
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Camp Kettlehole?

(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:52, Reply)

The Kwik-E Mart is...
...doh!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:24, Reply)

My personal favourite was...
'Landlocked body of water that chooses to adopt an alternative lifestyle'

but hey-ho.

One of these days I'm gonna change my bloody name...

Then you'll all be sorry! I'm not sure how or why, but you will be...

*shakes fist*

Muuhaahaahaaaaaaa!

*cries*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:02, Reply)