I haven't started a new thread here in AGES!
So let's ask a question.

Who has your favourite b3ta username? (Don't choose your own, you smug twats.)

I'll go first...
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:17, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mong in a Dodgem

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:17, Reply)

HA!
I like that one :D
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

His profile just says:
cunts! the lot of you
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard
I'm tempted to gaz them and tell them I love their name, but I'm afraid they might be a cunt. So I stand in awe quietly
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Agreed...
...makes me giggle every time.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Juan Quar
Superbly subtle for b3a.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 20 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

rob.
*panders*
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Mongychops
I don't know why, it just stuck in my head and now I call the cat it on a regular basis.

Also I think Stair Master Geordie posting as the dad of Jam Master Geordie is pretty funny.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Heh.

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:51, Reply)

For some odd reason
I find The Coast Of Yemen quite humorous.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:26, Reply)

gerbilinafishtank
Turtle power!!
(Funkwomble XBL and PSN DangerBoy73, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:41, Reply)

The hedgehog can never be buggered at all
At least, that was his name when I regularly checked /board, and even then subtle variations were made. It just made me curious to see what it was originally, and how it developed into that...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Last Night a DJ <blanked> my <blank>
Just for the evolution into more and more twisted forms. I'm still waiting for lastnightadjshavedmywife.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Gonzo's ever-changing names
always keep me on the edge of my seat.

I lead a quiet life.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Anything involving badgers
To wit:
Flirting with Badgers,
The Grammar Badger,
etc

I'm easily pleased like that.

Also Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. I don't know what it means and I don't want to find out, as I suspect that the true meaning is far more prosaic than the ones my imagination attaches to it.
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Hurrah!
I like anything Dick related ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

*matchmakes*

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

*high 5s TGB*
*and basks in mutual name related compliment smugness*
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Listen to
the Radio 4 shipping forecast.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55, Reply)

This is exactly what it put me in mind of
I haven't heard the shipping forecast for a while, but it did seem reminiscent of that.

It's not so bad finding out when it turns out that you are correct!
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Porkylips
because of where he got the name from. Can't be bothered to find the story, but it made me giggle at the time :)
( SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

pooflake
Is it poo flake, or poof lake?
(stubbledchin, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Poof Lake
I believe he also answers to gay river
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:00, Reply)

And Dyke Ditch

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Raving Runnel
*does the alliteration limbo*
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Limp-wrist Loch

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:14, Reply)

fudge-packer fjord

(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:18, Reply)

cock-gobbling creek

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Poofter pond
Is what he goes by round the local gaybars my way
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Poncey Puddle
er...
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Camp Kettlehole?

(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:52, Reply)

The Kwik-E Mart is...
...doh!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:24, Reply)

My personal favourite was...
'Landlocked body of water that chooses to adopt an alternative lifestyle'

but hey-ho.

One of these days I'm gonna change my bloody name...

Then you'll all be sorry! I'm not sure how or why, but you will be...

*shakes fist*

Muuhaahaahaaaaaaa!

*cries*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:02, Reply)