I'd dislike being on a desert island.
A) I hate sand.
B) I hate coconuts.
C) I can't eat fish.

On the plus side, if there are animals, I'd be sorted. I'm pretty decent at hunting, and I'd only get better. Also, I'd eat turtles.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

haha
what if there were polar bears there? Polar bears covered in saaaaaaaand :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I'd get used to the sand sooner or later, I reckon.
I'm not a fan of hot weather, so I'd become nocturnal. Polar bears can't see well at night.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I'd spend my days
covering you in sand whilst you slept
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:01, Reply)

You could give him sand boobs
.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Bollocks to that,
I'd sleep up a tree.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Well, she'll just have to fashion a rudimentary bucket
from the shell of your last turtle meal, and use that to carry sand up the tree to pour on top of you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:26, Reply)

If he's up the tree,
A leaf bra could then be fashioned for the sand boobs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Unless, of course,
he goes to sleep in a coconut tree...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:31, Reply)

God damn,
I hate you people.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Hey, I've just got your best interests at heart.
A bra fashioned from two halves of coconut would give you the support you would sorely need. If TGB and Applebite were to successfully build sandboobs atop your chest whilst you slept in a tree, of course.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I say
we just cut down the tree he is sleeping in
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I say you can fuck off.

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:46, Reply)

I say
Wildebeest are fucking awesome.

But it isn't really relevant to the matter in hand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:03, Reply)

You're missing out on so many things...
For example- boullabaise, enjoyed on a sandy beach with coconuts for afters.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:00, Reply)

That can all fuck off.
I just need pigs, a machete and water.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04, Reply)

You could always apply to be on Shipwrecked: Battle of the Islands.
And have massive barneys with the silly misinformed little girls who don't want to kill the pig that was intended as a food source.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I'd kill it,
Quickly and efficiently.
Then tie 'em up with the guys.
That'll teach 'em.

EDIT: Guts. Not guys. That changes the meaning in all kinds of ways :\
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)