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"a) to have every thought you have appear above your head comic book style for everyone to see"

Isn't this what QOTW/QOTWOT is for?

As you can see, I'd choose A, but would be even better if this happened to everyone else too.

EDIT: Come to think of it, if it was mutual, I suppose I'd choose B instead.

EDIT2: Of course, if I chose both, it would be nice to share the thoughts with someone you're mutually in love with.

EDIT3: But then, me and them may be reminded that it's only under pain and death that this happened anyway.

EDIT4: Oi SpankyHanky's mate! Mine's a Guinness please.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If it was mutual
B would lead to the collapse of civilisation as everyone would be too busy staring into their beloveds eyes to run a nuclear power plant or a corner shop.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:11, Reply)