Pub question
Got asked a weird question in my local tonight -

If you had to choose one of the following under pain of death which would it be and why?

a) to have every thought you have appear above your head comic book style for everyone to see

or

b) fall madly in love with every single person you ever clap eyes on.

Obviously I told my mate to fuck off and get another round in.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:36, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think it would be easier to get used to the second,
so I would choose that.




Also mines a pint and packet of pork scratchings.
(TheColonel, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:40, Reply)

before i decide
am i still a rapist ?
( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:42, Reply)

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"a) to have every thought you have appear above your head comic book style for everyone to see"

Isn't this what QOTW/QOTWOT is for?

As you can see, I'd choose A, but would be even better if this happened to everyone else too.

EDIT: Come to think of it, if it was mutual, I suppose I'd choose B instead.

EDIT2: Of course, if I chose both, it would be nice to share the thoughts with someone you're mutually in love with.

EDIT3: But then, me and them may be reminded that it's only under pain and death that this happened anyway.

EDIT4: Oi SpankyHanky's mate! Mine's a Guinness please.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:53, Reply)

If it was mutual
B would lead to the collapse of civilisation as everyone would be too busy staring into their beloveds eyes to run a nuclear power plant or a corner shop.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:11, Reply)

Probably A
The resulting depression from B would be a little much to bear. Considering all of my thoughts are quite weird anyways, I'm ok with that.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 May 2009, 23:58, Reply)

^ ^
This!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:00, Reply)

Well if you felt depressed, just go to a heavily populated area
and you wouldn't have to feel shit for very long.
(TheColonel, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:02, Reply)

This.
I'm for B.
(lei, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:05, Reply)

I pick B
after I move to Babesville
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:47, Reply)

I'm for B too
Seems to happen anyway no matter where I am, so it's no change. At least as I type this, the restraining orders keep me away from everyone else.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:51, Reply)

If you went with A, would all the swear words be disguised like in comics?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:38, Reply)

Seeing as I have both in RealLife™ anyway
I'd go for the first one, cause my thought train is so fast/weird nothing would show up, it'd just be a flicker of activity. And I could think backwards or something ^_^

As for the latter, it breaks my heart enough, so I'd like no more of it. I want to find someone with A, so I know if they fancy me/are up for cheap meaningless sex. Hmm :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:58, Reply)

I don't think people are realising
that B means that everyone would reciprocate your feelings.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:41, Reply)