Guess what
I can still read threads even if I don't participate in them. Casual slagging off and bitching about me and others is rather childish.

MAN THE FUCK UP
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:58, 78 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*folds out deckchair*
*grabs popcorn*
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:01, Reply)

*turns off mp3 player*
*sips tea*
( djtrialprice, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:02, Reply)

*appropriates tea and popcorn*
*turns tv down*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Fuck off Kaol, you hated those threads
but you were straight back in there as soon as you came online.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Not hated.
I don't hate anything on the internet, it doesn't bother me that much.
Nothing much else was going on, so why the hell not?
I'm not one for starting threads just for the hell of it if I've got nothing to say. I'd rather wait.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Becky...
If you read the thread carefully you'll notice you weren't even mentioned.

*Sits back and sips coffee thoughtfully*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:04, Reply)

That's not the point
I bet you have milk in your coffee too.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Aye that I do
With a little honey. Gorge.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Oh my bad, internet paranoia in that case
WITH GOOD FUCKING REASON.

I challenge thee to a joust...with caterpillars

ON GUARD
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

*Stamps on caterpillars*
How about office chair jousting with pointy umbrellas?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:07, Reply)

You're already dead stupid. I killed you with my man eating caterpillar
or are you too daft to understand how nested replies work??
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I know quite well how nested replies work thankyou.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Well done
have a biscuit
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:27, Reply)

I like this new angry off topic.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Kills Piston broke ded

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:07, Reply)

stabby stab stab.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Nah, can't get rid of me that easy.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:08, Reply)

fuck off back to 4chan

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)

ouch

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:17, Reply)

RAWR!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:07, Reply)

LINK PLEASE

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Not worth it,
Honestly.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I just spazzed back
dick hard in my hand at the thought of punishing Piston ONLINE.

I found nothing.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)

It'd leave you feeling empty
And slightly soiled.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:17, Reply)

If I didn't know better I'd accuse Becky of rampant online paranoia.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

or Piston of Online Bullying.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Only ever with Motty

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Why not go all the way
And do both?
I'm gonna accuse you of winning the QOTW, and thus becoming a parody of yourself.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

But it's a week on bullying so apt somehow shirly?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

The implication being that I came here with nothing to contribute and a desire only to be nasty to everyone?

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Pffft!
Nah, the implication being that you've become part of an institution that you love to mock.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

QotW isn't so bad.
I've met everyone I'd care to off the other boards.
Now I'm turning my attention to b3ta's own foetus in fetu
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Nice term-usage.
Well, you've met me, like it or not, so you've started slippin' down that slope.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:38, Reply)

the poor bastard
my life has been noticably worse since I had the misfortune...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Not at all
just made me giggle is all. But hey, I'm a girl, it's all we're good for afterall.

*hides secret plans in bra*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

better than feeling full and soiled
if you know what I mean
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Not punishing at all
merely questioning why the need to start a thread like that when he's a /talk person. Well used to be since /talk hate him
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Does that make me a QOTW person?
If rather not be tarnished with a label, if it's all the same.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Poor old Piston
He is pretty much universally reviled on /talk.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

And all because of Fictional Bloody Emma.
Well that and a habit of being a drunken fool.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:36, Reply)

That would be one of the reasons for my dislike for you
but don't let it trouble you...biscuit?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Fictional Emma?
?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Fictional Emma
Used to be a member of the board some time ago. I made the mistake of disagreeing with a girl, online.

Never mind she was raving lunatic racist.

As for my drunken lunacy, I do tend to control that better these days.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)

and here I was thinking you'd made up a girlfriend or something....
not sure which is more interesting..
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Nah, I wouldn't make up something like that
If think she's going out with Bud Muhnquai (another /talker) now. He doesn't take it too kindly if you call her a homewrecker.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Link to what?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:14, Reply)

here you go

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Huh?
Have I been busy and missed some shenanigans here?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Oh dear.
*S*P*A*N*G*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Piston, you're a cunt. How's about you fuck off?
There's a love
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Erm... gee now let me think.
Nope.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

No worries
just wondering why you'd want to hang around here when you're clearly not wanted.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)

You seem to be the only person kicking up a real song and dance
And it's only the internet, and you have the benefit of the ignore button.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Just where's the fun in that?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Keep fighting!
Tis the most exciting OT has been since HSH was removed!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Quid pro quo
were you not one of the people bemoaning it's loss and then emphasising your joy at its return earlier today?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35, Reply)

+ Clarice

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Yep.
I missed it coz I like internet tea and hugs and cake so nur.

And it did annoy me that it was taken off coz (and now I know it was you *shocks*) some people didn't like it. I wasn't bitchng about individs tho... At least that wasn't my intention!

I do appreciate the need for a MTFU CUNT scream every now and then tho!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

I'd like to think it was a collaboration
and it worked by persuading people that things would be better without, and as far as I'm concerned it was.

Don't mind it being there, but it does tend to hugely reduce the amount of random chatter about interesting subjects.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Fair play
But without it it does increase the amount of boring tripe on the main OT board... Instead of writing on HSH, ppl write on the main OT board about their lunch and cake. Even I find that mildly irritating. And no doubt I'm a culprit... *accepts punishment*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I don't have a problem with the crap stuff
if it means that the good stuff isn't hidden amongst several million threads about hugs and cake.

I doubt nested replies lend themselves to a morning-long thread anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Whilst I was a Happy HSHer
It's demise did lead to any given subject getting its own thread and living or dying on its merits. Which was nice.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I think that way
is superior

works much better for the way I use b3ta at least
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Vipros, Himjim and I take full responsibility for the demise of those threads
and feel that OT has been a lot more interesting since. If you guys want to have a HSH thread every day, fine. I wont be contributing to it since I find it mundane and shit. Not the people contributing (well some of them), but the content.

/stock response to HSH thread demise.

Edit: Oh noes, nobody has posted on it for half an hour. It might be ded.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:56, Reply)

It'll probably warm up again after lunch
so we can all talk about what we ate...

And that all sounds perfectly reasonable. Your MTFU'ing will be missed.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I shall still be starting stupid topics
such as this in contrast to the huggles and cake that's taken over the HSH threads. Shame as I used to enjoy them, but they became too much in the last few months, so I stopped visiting them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:07, Reply)

I shall look forward to it
And I'm going to get myself a giant man-eating-caterpillar-eating spider in advance.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Hee
That's pleasantly geeky.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

ta
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Ah..
You're secretly glad you have a great excuse to rant...
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Me?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Nope, everyone...
I'm enjoying it hugely!

I thought the poisonous caterpillar was a particularly good move.
/edit - man-eating caterpillar, sorry.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Are mummy and daddy fighting
Because they don't love us any more?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)

It's just you they don't love.
They said you were a mistake, and that you've ruined everyone's lives.
Sorry, maybe I should've sugar-coated that.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Na
It's always better to give it to them straight.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Fair enough.
I'll keep that in mind.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

That's okay
That's pretty much what they told me.

except about you
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

I'm not surprised.
I'm better at tearing families apart than an angry bear.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:45, Reply)