I'd obviously spend the first month or so getting head from immensely hot women.
But I'd then draw up a list of people I can punish and humiliate with my penis.

*Geordie accent*
Day 37, and Lab has necked a couple of Viagra in order to prepare him for today's victim, Gordon Brown, who was seen moments ago praying for the merciful release of death in order to save him from what is now known as the 'Spiteful Throatfuck'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's not entirely clear
if the person of your choice is chosen at the start or chosen afresh each day.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:17, Reply)

As it was vague
I interpreted it how I felt.

As I always do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Day 312 at 10 Downing Street....
and we see that Mr Brown has lost a lot of weight and has a penchant for Louis Vatton handbags.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

This'll be no good for Prescot's belimia.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)