haaaa
Quite tempted to do that, actually.

I guess that's why you get head off fat girls, they're always fucking hungry. Speaking of which, there is now enforced veganism in the house. Fuck. That. Shit.

I miss cock.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have no idea of what you're trying to say
but +1 for trying
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Neither do I :D
1. I'm fat
2. Apparently, I give good head (well, at least I like to give it, and have been complemented on it. Thoguh a guy will say anything when your lips are round his cock, including "I love you" and "You're pretty")
3. In received wisdom, fat girls give good head, because they're always hungry and will eat anything in their mouth.

Have I proved the rule?

And then I was saying something about me being fat resulting in having veganism forced upon me (I'm vegetarian already) then just a general moan about lack of cock.

Clearer? Or unneeded?

I've no idea what I'm saying.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)

ok
wanders off. Little too much information
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Sorry
*unnecessary reply*

Having a case of the wordvomit today
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, Reply)

My ex was fat
Very fat. She gave awful head, and took great offence when I gently tried to steer her the right way. I'm afraid I have disproved your rule.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Maybe all she needs is
a beautiful, posh, mixed-race schoolboy to instill a love of it and its proper methods at a young age.

Or not.

And this boy was thin. He put on a stone and a half in the interim between us last seeing each other, and I didn't notice. I love bony boys.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Enforced veganism?
How the hell has that happened? My vegan housemate has never tried to enforce it on the rest of us...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I'm a vegetarian by breeding
And at the moment, I live with my parents. They think I'm fat (which I am) so are trying to get me to lose weight by cutting out dairy.

of course, I'm not down with that.

And I'm not a basement dweller, I'm still of age to be living with them, though I'm off in a few months! Woo!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Having never been vegetarian
I can't properly appreciate how that must change things for you. However, I do know that a life without cheese would be unbearable, and the very thought makes me sad. I may have to arrange contraband deliveries of cheese to keep your spirits up.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Cheers for that
No cheese EVER would ruin my life. And milk in tea. And icecream. And ALL THAT IS GOOD.

*munches on creme egg and wipes tear of cholesterol out of eye*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)