Oh dear god...(AKA facebook dilemma)
Having been on facebook for a while now, I've grown used to friend requests from all sorts of folks it's easy to turn down -- coworkers who i knew for 2 weeks, ex-bosses who were total twunts, ex-classmates who were retards back then and are retards today. Today, I got one (a friend request, that is) from none other than dear old mum. Not that I don't get along with the old gal (in smallish doses), but does anyone really want our mums knowing everything about our friends, what we got up to on the weekend, and all of the other inane details of our lives that end up getting plastered on facebook? Any way to gracefully turn her down?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:49, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just "forget" it's there
if she asks say you never got it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Inbox Rot
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(bill, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

tempting, but...
eventually, she might catch on...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Add her, but put her as a limited profile

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:53, Reply)

that might be it...
she's technically clueless, so probably wouldn't realize...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I'm FB friends with both my parents
*shrugs*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Goes to write lots of rude stuff on Lab's wall

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

My parents would laugh it off ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Ooh a challenge

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

i don't know...
if i'm more nervous about my friends writing goofy stuff, or my mum. fuck me, i just realized how highschool this all sounds. (i guess that's part of the problem with facebook).
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

becky did just write a message for my 'rents on my wall
Probably best you don't 'friend' your mum...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

the other worry...
is that it's not just my mum. i don't want the spanish arseho...er, her dear husband knowing everything in my life...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

My Mom's on my Facebook
On my birthday I got numerous messages saying "Don't get drunk and shag a fat girl again Will har har har"

That was a nice day.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:55, Reply)

It's ok
I've got your mum added as a friend and you want to see the stuff she gets up to!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:59, Reply)