Another site I work on...
has a laminated sign on the back of each toiler door reading, "In the interests of hygiene, please flush the toilet after use."

Animals, bloody animals, I tell you.

Even more shocking were the signs at a previous, much larger and one might imagine more civilised place I worked at - "Please do not stand on the toilet seats", as well as the explanation I heard for them.

What depravity might we uncover at your workplace if forced to graft there for just a couple of days?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:07, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The conversation topics on my floor would make a navvy blush
The signs in the bog read "Don't leave floaters" and people have to be reminded to wipe out the microwave after use. Such is Wakefield.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:09, Reply)

At least the signs weren't the other way around...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:10, Reply)

^ officelol
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I work in a very bohemian environment
So people leave magazine supplements in the gents for everyone to read during those moments of quiet contemplation.

Imagine my shock last week when I found a gay contact magazine. The front cover boasted that a highly informative article on the perils of excessive fisting lurked within the pages.

And then I found a supplement for the Sunday Mail.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 May 2009, 17:13, Reply)

See the irony...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Hm
The male toilets in the place I used to work at were closed at least once a week due to some foetid spunk/shit combo being sprayed all over one of the cubicles. They kept on talking about DNA testing to find out who it was.

Oh and the female toilets were closed once because someone wrote 'fuck you' on the mirror in their own menstrual blood.

Odd place.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I now have the image in my head
Of a builder taking a shit while standing high and proud on the bowl of a toilet.

Now that is a depth-charge..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:25, Reply)

If you'd coming in this afternoon
You'd have found one of the managers giving one of our "favoured" clients a quicky in one of the stock cupboards.

Always wondered why she got her work done so fast and cheaply.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:59, Reply)