Fucking retarded mongerific cunts at the job centre must die...or give me some money
I went in yesterday and they said my claim had been closed. Why I asked? No response. Call this number. So I duly called and spoke to a lovely man who said to go back today.

Went back in today, got past the cat arsed faced security woman and upstairs to where they keep the seemingly intelligent drones. AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER I am told that they fucked up, they're very sorry and they've started a new claim for me. They're going to backdate the last one so I should receive money in about 3 weeks.

Considering I haven't worked since April, I'm getting a little skint now, but do they give a shit? Can they push it through to get me some money a little before then? Oh hells no because they're incompetent fuckwits.

CUNTS.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:53, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If I still worked there
I'd give you some money.

Still - if indeed it is going to take three weeks then it's just in time for Tightly's bash.

But why three weeks? Seems a bit excessive to me, especially since it's a two week signing cycle. They can't have that much of a backlog surely?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:56, Reply)

Because they're stupid
Oh and I HAVE to sign on on a Friday now instead of a Wednesday. This is the day that I go to college so no chance of getting there. No chance of changing it, so I'll have to fill in paper work every time I sign on and receive money 3 days late because of their stupid system.

Fuck I need to get a job soon.

I'm applying for the crisis loan on Tuesday as I've got 43p after tomorrow's bus fare.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:59, Reply)

Go on the game.
It's your only option.

I'm sure Piston Broke would pay handsomely to touch a tit that wasn't attached to him.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:29, Reply)

attached to
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:14, Reply)

touche

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Hahahahaha, that's sooooo funny Wormulus. I can't believe I didn't think of that.
Oh wait, you're just being a cunt. Silly me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:59, Reply)

might be able to apply for a hardship loan or something,
speak to citizens advice
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:56, Reply)

This
Is it an option?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 May 2009, 20:23, Reply)

lol dole

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:28, Reply)

Fuck off cunt

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:16, Reply)