OK Kids - Select my destiny
Tuesday - Had to have my beloved kitty put to sleep.

Wednesday - Sister's house burgled. Our late Mum's jewellery stolen, amongst other things.

Thursday - My day of relaxation watching cricket washed out at waterlogged Headingley.

Friday - Your choice. Insert unhappy option as you see fit.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:04, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Get to play with my local job centre and the fuckwits that inhabit it?
sorry
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Friday is a new day
and is therefore what you make of it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:09, Reply)

It's true
but you sound like Spak
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Yeah..
Just share some info that no-one needs to know and you'll be made! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Like the fact that he can't precum?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Sort of like that, yeah.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I knew it was terribly trite when I posted it
but I couldn't think of anything funny or inspiring to say.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:19, Reply)

friday is the end of the week
so you've already got something good to look forward to
(ppd, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:11, Reply)

and
buy a new cat in memory of your beloved kitty
(ppd, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Friday- Surprise bumming!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:13, Reply)

HA!
"Surprise!"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Indeed! SURPRISE!!
*bums*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Oh my!
That is keen!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Friday:
You run out of coco pops. The corner shop has no milk. So you have toast and bovril instead. The day unfolds.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:24, Reply)

OMG that's just so harsh it's beyond comprehension

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Yeah?
Well don't even get me started on slow internet connections and minor delays on the Central Line between Leytonstone and South Woodford.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:28, Reply)

The connection we have at college is pitiful
Thankfully we have four proper lessons tomorrow instead of the usual 3 and then a piss around session where we can do work on other work. I usually check out b3ta in that session and it's sooooo slow starting up.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:30, Reply)

OMFG
That's like well shitty.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I KNOW, it's like Oh ffs, why do we even bother?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:32, Reply)

I should add...
That whilst sitting in Headingley West Stand this afternoon waiting for no cricket to happen I got badly sunburned and my face currently stings like you don't know what.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Cover your foot in honey and stand on a wasps nest
transference of pain is a mighty thing
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Tomorrow
You shall be fluffed to death by us and the presence of another HSH thread.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Which may actually manage to stay on the main page all day instead of sinking into the abyss
as I wont be here to knock it down ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Thank heavens for small blessings, eh?

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:03, Reply)

May your Friday be filled with pestilance and may all your children have very small dicks
and that includes the girls
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Eeeeexcellent

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:09, Reply)

You meet me
in my lucky blue coat?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Crikey
Sucks to be you.



Friday: Win Euro Millions.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:22, Reply)