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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Was it you or Vipros (I think)who taught me my offical New Favourite Joke of All Time?
Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A: None
No offence to Tuggers (of Padraig descent) or Mr Morningstar but I FUCKING LOVE THAT JOKE.
Inoffensive but smug grammar-and-history favourite:
Q: Who started the Pedants' Revolt?
A: Which Tyler
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:46,
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that'd be me*bows*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:47,
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I like that pedant oneI'll have to pick my audience carefully though. I'm already picturing the blank looks and furrowed brows if I told it here at work.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:26,
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In a similar veinHow many sexual partners does a priest have?
Nun.
(I might have told that wrong)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:57,
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