I love it!
When I first heard the news of their divorce, I thought she was having a mastectomy - well, at least they said she was getting rid of the right tit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Quality!!!!
Another one that was doing the rounds was:

So Jordan and Peter have split up? I bet Harvey didn't see that coming....
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, Reply)

i heard the pope was recently in jordan
she doesn't hang about, obviously.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:59, Reply)

What's the difference between Israel and Dwight Yorke?
Israel knew when to pull out of Jordan...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I heard that Peter got pissed off with having to constantly repair the plasterboards.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:32, Reply)

at least
their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goodys.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I laughed at that
Does that make me a bad person?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)