yes he's been naughty stepped once before I think
but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. need his cuntyness.

you folks are fucking useless at being cunts - you're too nice to pull it off - no offence.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 7:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sadly true
/hangs head in shame

We just cannot come to the level of Bert. Give me half an hour and I might be able to think up long and insulting. But my heart won't be in it to throw insults to someone as lovely as you.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:16, Reply)

you coat hanger sucking nonce.
I'm as lovely as the wicked witch of the west on her rags.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 7:18, Reply)

Ahh, piss off you cheese cloth wearing oaf
You as nice as mother fucking Teresa when she's got her extra nice had on and has been given a jolly good rodgering the nice before - you're as bad as fooling any of us as we are.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:22, Reply)

I need a good rodgering actually.
/counts down days..
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 7:35, Reply)

Yes, well
The less said about that, the better, hmm?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:37, Reply)

like fuck.
is there any possible way? is there like fuck.

hows things with the missus?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 7:38, Reply)

Been better
Had a bit of an arguement last night because I didn't call her straight after the meeting yesterday. And then refused to tell her in minute detail about it last night. We'll sort ourselves out though.

I only said don't talk about it so we don't have to think about your huge flaps slapping around like an 80 year old's mouth with a Werthers Original.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:41, Reply)

and there's my mental image quota for today filled in one.
/bokes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 7:49, Reply)

Why, thankyew
I aim to please. I take it all is going well between you and yours?

Also: eyeballs.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:53, Reply)

yaaaaaaaaaarghhhh you sick sick fucker.
And yes it's all swimmingly except for the one, teensy, tiny little obvious flaw.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 8:10, Reply)

There is that.
Start swimming.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 8:11, Reply)

I don't fancy being chomped through my midsection
by a Jaws-esque monster.
I'll wait and fly in a metal tube thanks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 8:13, Reply)

Don't worry about jaws
The blubber surrounding your mid section will just amke it bounces off.

Ok, no more insults now. I'm not Bert and trying to be so will just make me look more like a tit
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 8:14, Reply)

Yeah cos I have *so much blubber* I'm in danger of making the planet swing out of orbit!

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 8:16, Reply)

I did wonder what that wobble was
Never seen you though, so I can't really comment.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 8:25, Reply)

profile mate.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 8:34, Reply)

My Screen!
It cannot cope with the siiiiiize!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 8:36, Reply)