Strewth!
G'day, ya drongo.

OK, that's enough. I can't think of any more hackneyed stereotypical Aussie-speak this early in the morning.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

oh dear gods in heaven above.
What the FUCK is a drongo?!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:25, Reply)

I don't know
But I think I heard Joe Mangel say it on Neighbours once.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:31, Reply)

My guess
Is that it is a dog crossed with a rabbit which drank too much Um-Bongo.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:34, Reply)

Wikipedia
Says it's a small black bird, looks a little bit like our raven.

One would hope it's just as tasty.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:35, Reply)

Gallah!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:36, Reply)

I like my version better.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:37, Reply)

I am going to resist the temptation
to make a sexist and racist joke here.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:37, Reply)

make it or I'll punch you.
seriously. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:41, Reply)

I was only going to give the name
of a famous small dark skinned, attractive lady, for humorous effect.

But I was actually struggling to think of one that everyone would have heard of.

Suggestions please...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:47, Reply)

Halle Berry?
perhaps?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:48, Reply)

She's
not small enough.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:49, Reply)

VC
Dipped in black paint?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:50, Reply)

^^
Result!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:51, Reply)

Bite me.
I'm not famous.


I'd actually be up for that!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:53, Reply)

You're famous enough around here
Now hold still while I fetch the paint brushes.



Crap. I don't like where this is going...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Surely the brushes
would tickle?

We'd have to tie VC up ... ahem.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:56, Reply)

*ahem*
Yes. Which is why I'm going to stop this train of thought.

Think of the bunnies. The cute bunnies.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:57, Reply)

or the kittehs
every time you ... god kills a kittum
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I like it though
*pulls up deckchair*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:56, Reply)

I'm not sure whether or not I do like it.
On the one hand - it's paintbrushes on skin (a very delicious feeling depending on the size of the brush).

On the otherhand there's a bunch of guys getting hard over something I'd just do for fun.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14, Reply)

We're not getting hard
It's art.

:-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:17, Reply)

I can assure you, I was not getting hard
But I know what this lot are like.

Slightly off to the side - have you guys seen the body art things that people get painted on? Some brilliant designs.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:22, Reply)