I'm a little.... bemused. And Sad.
I think, I'm getting....

a stereotypical australian accent

Mum started laughing today at me and when I asked her what was so funny she said my accent was getting really broad from living down here in the country!

I don't know. Ask Halfy. He'll be able to tell you whether or not. Blargh. Someone shoot me before I start wearin croc teeth.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:08, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Don't panic!
Soon we'll have you up here where we can remould your vocal chords in order to be talk properly, without you asking any questions every time you open your CO exhaler.

Although if you start talking about dingo's and other stereotypical aussie stuff, we'll have no choice but to put you down.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:11, Reply)

It's really weird though!
I use words like Munter and Mong and Bollocks yet somehow sound like the most backwards country git in the country cos of my spackky accent. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:14, Reply)

I got the giggles
Imagining you shouting out the word "MUNTER" in a broad accent.
Keep talking to halfy. You'll eventually learn how to speak proper like wot we do.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:15, Reply)

fark awf
I speak just as proper as you bints do. Just with a funny twang.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:17, Reply)

heh-heh-heh
Are you suddenly turning into Kevin Bloody Wilson?

O_o
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:18, Reply)

fuck me sideways and up a wall I sincerely hope not!!!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:22, Reply)

Phew!
Thank goodness for that :p
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:38, Reply)

Mornin!
We like you anyway, and the accent only gives us more to poke fun at you about, therefore making you even more popular! See, is all good.

And I'm sure someone will shoot you before it gets too bad.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:22, Reply)

Pass me my tranquilizer gun
And the can of condensed Monty Python...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:24, Reply)

Strewth!
G'day, ya drongo.

OK, that's enough. I can't think of any more hackneyed stereotypical Aussie-speak this early in the morning.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:23, Reply)

oh dear gods in heaven above.
What the FUCK is a drongo?!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:25, Reply)

I don't know
But I think I heard Joe Mangel say it on Neighbours once.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:31, Reply)

My guess
Is that it is a dog crossed with a rabbit which drank too much Um-Bongo.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:34, Reply)

Wikipedia
Says it's a small black bird, looks a little bit like our raven.

One would hope it's just as tasty.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:35, Reply)

Gallah!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:36, Reply)

I like my version better.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:37, Reply)

I am going to resist the temptation
to make a sexist and racist joke here.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:37, Reply)

make it or I'll punch you.
seriously. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:41, Reply)

I was only going to give the name
of a famous small dark skinned, attractive lady, for humorous effect.

But I was actually struggling to think of one that everyone would have heard of.

Suggestions please...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:47, Reply)

Halle Berry?
perhaps?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:48, Reply)

She's
not small enough.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:49, Reply)

VC
Dipped in black paint?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:50, Reply)

^^
Result!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:51, Reply)

Bite me.
I'm not famous.


I'd actually be up for that!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:53, Reply)

You're famous enough around here
Now hold still while I fetch the paint brushes.



Crap. I don't like where this is going...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Surely the brushes
would tickle?

We'd have to tie VC up ... ahem.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:56, Reply)

*ahem*
Yes. Which is why I'm going to stop this train of thought.

Think of the bunnies. The cute bunnies.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:57, Reply)

or the kittehs
every time you ... god kills a kittum
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I like it though
*pulls up deckchair*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:56, Reply)

I'm not sure whether or not I do like it.
On the one hand - it's paintbrushes on skin (a very delicious feeling depending on the size of the brush).

On the otherhand there's a bunch of guys getting hard over something I'd just do for fun.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14, Reply)

We're not getting hard
It's art.

:-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:17, Reply)

I can assure you, I was not getting hard
But I know what this lot are like.

Slightly off to the side - have you guys seen the body art things that people get painted on? Some brilliant designs.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:22, Reply)