It's my birthday on Monday
Feel free to get me this:

www.amazon.co.uk/MacGyver-Complete-Pack-Gift-Region/dp/B000GTLB5I/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1243335614&sr=8-5

[Includes the absolutely unmissable "McGyver and The Lost Treasure of Atlantis" with Brian Blessed. No Really.]

What ludicrous gift would you like for your next one?
(ragged, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:03, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Something better than that

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:06, Reply)

A ferret
Inspired by the impulse buys. I can't have a ferret at uni or at my parents house, so it's a pretty ludicrous gift.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:10, Reply)

A Bugatti Veyron
With the speed limits of this country it truely is ludicrous to have one.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I'd rather have a caterham anyway
*zooms*
( Captain V, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Yes on the caterham!
Brilliant car! Would very much like one.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:19, Reply)

That's not the point though
My diesel car can do nearly twice the speed limit, given enough road. The thing about supercars is the acceleration. And to use them to full advantage you'd do it on a track anyway, regardless of which country you were in.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Tracks are fun
but being able to blast down a road at 180 to get to the supermarket holds a different kind of charm. Each to their own though.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Why go to the supermarket in Veyron?
Unless you're going to cook all your shopping on the engine while you drive home you may as well just turn around as soon as you get there :p
( Captain V, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Why?
Because I have a fucking Veyron and I am the kind of person to park it in the carpark and look smug as everyone looks jealous as they have to go shopping in a Fiat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

In that case
I'd key your face.
( Captain V, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Fine
*sulks*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I don't mean it really
*stokes*

or do I?
( Captain V, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Stokes?
Retarb
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I meant to say stokes!
Erm...yea.
( Captain V, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:30, Reply)

I'd be scared to leave it
in a supermarket car park in case it got vandalised.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Call me a boring bastard
But doing that sort of speed on any public road would be a bit irresponsible!

Mind you, it would give the Micra drivers a fright.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Well only
if it was safe to do so on a nice long straight bit of road. Obviously
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:23, Reply)

no more birthdays
(see blog)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Perpetual plane ticket and visas
To anywhere in the world, never runs out and I can take another person with me on them.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Would you take me?
You don't even have to talk to me when we get there or anything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I'd happily take you wherever you wanted
I just love to travel. If someone wants to go somewhere, I'll go with them!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Sweet
Let's start off in Holland I fancy getting high and then eating cake
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Most excellent
Would you permit me to take you onwards to the nordic lands, in particularly Copenhagen and introduce you to delights of akvit and ludfisk?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:38, Reply)