Don't like the cleaner?
No one reads the comments so just write 'fuck off and die you thieving old scrote.'

Sign it as someone else though. And disguise your writing just in case.

In answer to your question - I am in a very good mood due to a great nights sleep with sexeh dreams about my first ever girlfriend (the grown up version of her, not the six year old). Amazing how a good dream about snogging, oral, reverse cowgirl and anal sets you up for the day eh? Shame the real world was not so obliging.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Christ, my grubby dreams start out ok but then a bear chases me through treacle or I discover a peanut butter sandwich in my pocket.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:24, Reply)