My Mum.
I love you because you are my mum but I really do not like you in the slightest you manipulative, self-centred shitehawk.

And the kids take the piss out of you.

There - that feels better.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:14, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Hmmm... I actually like my mum... but...
Dear mum,

You're my third favourite lady ever.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Haha!
I thought you were talking about my mum.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

She's number two.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Agreed.
I have often said she is a 'number two' mother.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I call her number 2
but that because of the sort of videos I've seen of her in.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Do you mean...
...sequels such as Terminator 2 and Godfather 2 or more along the lines of German dirty-plop films?

I only ask as she has appeared in both.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I even believe
there is a crossover epic of all 3.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Gottplopper 2?
.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Dirty Ploppen 2

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)