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If I get you to represent me
And I'm unsatisfied with your internet lawyer skills, can I sue you? And if I choose to sue you, can I get you to represent me in that case?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
DEAR INTERNET USER
It goes without saying that as a fully qualified INTERNET LAWYER OF JUSTICE bringing action against me would be as foolish as it would expensive
VERY
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)
This is a new and troubling development...
Who internet lawyer of justices the internet lawyers of justice?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:51, Reply)
DEAR INTERNET USER
Action against me is not impossible.
Please contact another INTERNET LAW PRACTITIONER
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:53, Reply)
Could you reccomend one?
I'm feeling rather agitated, and I might have to sue you if it gets much worse
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)
DEAR INTERNET USER
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:57, Reply)
Sir
Did you know that by posting this you're committing an offence of false representation under s2 of the Fraud Act 2006?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:52, Reply)
DEAR INTERNET USER
You are incorrect.
I refer to section 2

2 Fraud by false representation

(1) A person is in breach of this section if he—

(a) dishonestly makes a false representation, and

(b) intends, by making the representation—

(i) to make a gain for himself or another, or

(ii) to cause loss to another or to expose another to a risk of loss.

(2) A representation is false if—

(a) it is untrue or misleading, and

(b) the person making it knows that it is, or might be, untrue or misleading.

(3) “Representation” means any representation as to fact or INTERNETlaw, including a representation as to the state of mind of—

(a) the person making the representation, or

(b) JMG.

(4) A representation may be express or implied.

(5) For the purposes of this section a representation may be regarded as made if it (or anything implying it) is submitted in any form to any system or device designed to receive, convey or respond to communications (with or without human intervention).
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:54, Reply)
In the words of Bender
"You're boned!"
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:02, Reply)

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