VC's tale below reminds me
when I was at uni I phoned my mother to wish her happy birthday. I hadn't been able to remember if it was the 15th or 16th and phoned on the 16th.

She then tells me that it was indeed the 15th, which I comment on, alerting my mates to the fact that I'd got it wrong.

Naturally they proceeded to take the piss so I turned to them and gave forth a decisive "Fuck you!" with the phone uncovered an inch or two from my mouth.

Immediately realising what I had done I clapped my hand over my mouth. In hindsight it should have been clear that this was too late.

Then I hear my mum sniggering down the phone. I love my mum* :-)

What have you said when the wrong person has been within earshot?

*yes, I'm sure you all love her too. or at least that's what you tell her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:48, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

YM loves it when I do her up the wrong un
Morning Vipros
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:51, Reply)

morning dolescum
surely you are up to early for one of the drooling unemployed?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:52, Reply)

CHICKENLADY IN KNICKERS SHOCKER

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:56, Reply)

All the cool kids are doing it now y'know

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Mine'll be up before the week is out.
Brace yourself.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, Reply)

that's an amusing thread
particularly how serious some of them are taking it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:11, Reply)

It cracks me up
that they keep coming back to check if someone's been more wrong on the internet.

The thread's even better now *cough*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:19, Reply)

I knew what was going to be there
and I still clicked on it...

what is wrong with me?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:24, Reply)

ahaha I just saw it.
That's hilarious Noel.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:24, Reply)

OH EM GEE
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG ON THE INTERNET


( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:26, Reply)

*obeys*
Eurgh, it's all sticky.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Stop licking it then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:42, Reply)

A few moments ago, one of my bigger clients called
Has no sense of humour at all. Do not like dealing with them Called them Vicky.

His name is Stephen
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Call him a different girl's name every time you speak to him

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:59, Reply)

So very tempting
However, he tends to put about 500k of work our way every year. I try not to upset him too often.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:01, Reply)

one of my colleagues from another office phoned me the other day
he is a chinese guy with a suitable chinese name.

I called him Tom.

That's my name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:00, Reply)

kinell.
I'm just laughing at the idiocy. Sorry mate. But I am.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:07, Reply)

that's fine
I sat with my head* in my hands for a few minutes afterwards. I can only hope that he didn't really notice.


*the one on top of my neck and shoulders
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:10, Reply)

thank you for the clarification...
I had the most vivid mental image in my head.

I'm a little frightened by how easily I can picture various b3tans doing that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:12, Reply)