My day is full of win
Despite having to get up at cunt o'clock this morning for an early shift, so far today I have had a progression of VERY attractive young ladies through my Gatehouse!
Marvellous...
How is every one else's day going??
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:40, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is that a euphemism?
So far this morning I've been offered an interview at a place far far away, but it won't cost too much to get there.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Gatehouse?
Is that a euphemism?

I didn't get to bed til gone 2am this morning as I was forced to pack my kitchen into boxes.

I am what I would describe as "fucked". I need sleep, anyone got any spare?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Unfortunately not
a euphemism, no
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I can't keep up with all these new slang words!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Get with the programme
Old timer.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I've just been accused of using all the carrots in dinner last night
in my defence, there were only two left, and one was smallish

day is going well other than that. have jury rigged a culvert in my model from 1D domain to 2D domain to different 1D back to 2D and back to original 1D again.

and what's more, it seems to be working.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Splendid
No fucking clue what it means, but I'm glad it works!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:58, Reply)

didn't think you would
but I wanted to tell someone :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Fucking pain in the arse
Yes. Fine. Send me 20 boxes of books.

However, don't expect me to have them all checked for damage and loaded on to our system within an hour, then phone me screaming to know why you can't place orders.

Twunting customers.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:54, Reply)

ha ha
you have a job dealing with the public
gutted
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Someone's gotta do it
...might as well be me!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I've amused myself
picking up on all the many many many errors in the new leaflet produced by Quality and Standards. The irony is delicious.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Red pen it.
Mark it. Send it back with an offer of proof reading services.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, Reply)