A facsimile
but without the ability to speak.

At least the cow would shut up then.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

What exactly do you mean by facsimilie?
as in another person who is exactly the same as they were, only they can't do new experiences and would essentially be stuck on a loop?

Bugger that, onwards and upwards.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Just a physical facsimile would be fine
Bugger it, on and up, like you say.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Are minor alterations allowed?
Bigger boobiedoos? Snugger hoo-ha? More receptive to bum-bum lovin' and a more tolerant attitude towards thoughtless behaviour?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)

ahaha god I'm a bad bad person.
I laughed at that. Now my tummy hurts from laughing so much.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)