I vaguely recall Kevin Smith talking about an incident
When he first met his wife. They were making out, and she was grinding on his crotch. As they were fully clothed, and him having an erection, he could feel the zipper of his jeans rub away at his fella like a cheese grater.

OUCH.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

This is why Button Fly jeans are FTW.
Not only are the cool, they are also for the safety-conscious.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)

and if it's small enough, no need to remove jeans

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I don't know about you, but if I get a stiffy in public, the last thing I want to do is remove my trousers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Sod off, I've seen that episode of 'Crimewatch'
The poor staff at Barclays Bank in Stoke Newington will never be the same again.

The Horror!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:31, Reply)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Amen brother!
Although drunkenly fumbling to do up the buttons at the urinal can look a bit dodgy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)