I've been thinking
of taking my Henry vacuum cleaner, painting it a different colour, giving it a monocle and a fancy moustache, painting on an iron cross, affixing a sharp pointy point on top and renaming it Heinrich

thoughts?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:21, 12 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I think you are a spastic.

( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:23, Reply)

splendid
does that count as internetlibel/slander?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Only if it's not true.

( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I'm fairly sure I'm not
but you did say I think, so that's probably allowed. you're treading a slippery slope though...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Where is he?
I purposefully look out for the capitals and little "L" logo.
Brightens up my day.
(TheColonel, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Or ...
Give it a stripey shirt and a beret and call it Monsieur Henri.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Helmut is a much better name.
Helmut mit Cheddar
(TheColonel, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:54, Reply)

it is
but the thing is called Henry. it's a short step to Heinrich, but a leap to Helmut
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Fair enough.
Racist cnut.
(TheColonel, Thu 28 May 2009, 17:24, Reply)

or paint it black
make it really unfunny and write 'Lenny' in front of it.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:55, Reply)

it's funnier than him
even though it is a a stupid fat cunt who gets stuck in the door frame
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 17:05, Reply)

So it's Lenny's wife?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:29, Reply)